I miss meth sometimes.

Got my first check today

To anyone who said I would never amount to anything, from the bottom of my heart Suck a fat fucking cock I’ll be renting my own house in 3 months. Blow me niggaaaas

Lmaoooooo

My only goal for today is dont relapse

When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70′s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.

(from @aisandetsarepeopletoo)

this is why worshipping the so-called “traditional family” is a load of fucking bullshit

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]

Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]

Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]

Never forget

Character development

This is exactly what Steve would have wanted

jared leto: come to the dark side, we have cookies >:)

director: so convincing…. its as if the joker were here with us..

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]

Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]

Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]

When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70′s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.

(from @aisandetsarepeopletoo)

this is why worshipping the so-called “traditional family” is a load of fucking bullshit

Here’s your reminder that relationships are extremely difficult. the delusion that you are going to find that person who you move into a small apartment with and read books all day and cook naked and cuddle with and play footsie under the table with is a gross romanticization of reality.

You’re going to have great times in a relationship. You’re going to go on fun dates and have great sex and hot make out sessions. But you’re also going to fight. You’re going to be in that weird stage where you like them more than they like you or vice versa and that’s going to hurt. You’re going to have to deal with jealousy and insecurity. You will have to deal with boredom in the relationship. You’re going to be too busy for them or accidentally hurt them. And you are going to have to deal with a few break ups before you find that right one.

A relationship is not going to solve all of your problems. It’s not going to suddenly make you happy. It isn’t easy. They are much harder than being single. Relationships are an unbelievable amount of work and effort and compromise and it’s not always going to be perfect. But the effort you put into it is what make it worth it. Because you fought and worked hard for this person and hopefully they did the same for you. So remember that.

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

He better not fucking have

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

— Alain de Botton

— (via difficult)

It’s completely ok to say to a man, “thats not how you talk to a woman,” but not ok to say to a woman, “thats not how you talk to a man”