((Trying to come back online, please bear with me))
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when ur arguing with someone and they tell u to calm down
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It’s Jolly Day season! Here’s “Jollywood Jolly Day” by Happy!
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((SO MY YOUNGER BROTHER J JUST TOLD ME THAT HE AND ANOTHER BROTHER K MADE A BET THAT IF J COULD GO 2 DAYS WITHOUT SINGING THEN K WOULD GO TWO DAYS WITHOUT FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF AND IF THAT’S NOT HAPPY AND GRUMPY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.))
((Update: J got caught singing so he lost the bet and K's first response was to flip him the bird.))
((SO MY YOUNGER BROTHER J JUST TOLD ME THAT HE AND ANOTHER BROTHER K MADE A BET THAT IF J COULD GO 2 DAYS WITHOUT SINGING THEN K WOULD GO TWO DAYS WITHOUT FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF AND IF THAT'S NOT HAPPY AND GRUMPY I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.))
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((Before any of you think I’m intimidating or serious or anything scary, just know that today I was having a conversation with my friend about Stefan Karl’s cover of “Dentist” and I actually referred to him as “sexsquatch”.))
((She did. It was hilarious.))
Anonymous asked:
grumpy,name something a burglar does NOT want to see when he breaks into the house?
“Me.”
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This is from October 21st 2016 and it’s Grumpy from The 7D!
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Enjoy my contribution to a great show!!
…Well, I tried ;)
Anonymous asked:
STARYU. KILLED. LUGOSI! D8
“Why you tellin’ me?! Ain’t there a police force where you’re from?!”
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Anonymous asked:
This is my tooth demon! His name is SQUINGE!
“YEAH THAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR IT. SQUINGE.”“CAN I JUST HAVE ONE DAY OF NORMALITY AROUND HERE???”
Anonymous asked:
RAT SHOES are the wave of the future! Put your foot inside of a GIANT RAT!
“EESH. No thanks.”
Anonymous asked:
May the Muffin Man have mercy on your soul...
“Yeah right! Doughboy over there’s all talk, I can take ‘im!”
Anonymous asked:
Introducing Desmond, the yodeling man-faced squid!
“YEESH-- Uhh, I mean-- pleased t’ meet you, I think?”
Anonymous asked:
Lick the memes, my child. Let their flavor taint your very being.
“Oh heck no! I ain’t lickin’ anything yer givin’ out!!”
Anonymous asked:
THEY'RE STEALING THE TIRE FIRE!!
“If they’re dumb enough to try an’ steal fire, let ‘em.”