we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

A/N: I’m soooooo sorry I’m putting my characters through this!

Sauske: No you’re fucking not.

Naruto: Sauske, language! UwU

ZAYN - Rainberry

Linger by the Cranberries except it’s 1993, and you’re lying on your bedroom floor, listening to the song on repeat on an old tape deck. Your heart’s in your throat as you think about your crush, just vaguely cognizant of your family living their life downstairs.

requested by @travelerblessed

Zayn via instagram stories

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

after the purge

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

why do rdj’s instagram captions read like tumblr shitposts

rdj using commas instead of ellipses is what finally killed me

how many times do i have to tell y’all rdj has a tumblr

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:

Original hand crank Music Box, just turn the handle and it will play this well-known tune. Try on wood or glass or different surfaces for a new sound. This music box makes a great gift for any music lover.  Check them out HERE

Michael Kohlhaas featuring nudity and chest fluff