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@charleneisnotamused / charleneisnotamused.tumblr.com

Charlene.27.Los Angeles.INTP
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Spent the final days of my incredible tour of 🇬🇧 and 🇮🇪 just scraping the surface of all there is to see and do in Dublin and Northern Ireland. I’d go back in a heart beat and I intend to. #dublin #derry #londonderry #belfast #ireland #northernireland #guiness #titanicmemorial #peacewallbelfast #ukandireland #🇬🇧🇮🇪 (at Guinness Storehouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1xgk__J418/?igshid=124ecmgz3c1o1

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i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

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WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

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starsona

Yall better not be pretending that Janelle Monae doesn’t fucking exist

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It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

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the-gneech

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

who the fuck is in the driver’s seat

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