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Henlo

@corgilou / corgilou.tumblr.com

I only reblog things that have genuinely made me laugh out loud
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

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ddrvbiblgigb

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

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violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

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penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I really need some help right now.

I reblogged one of these yesterday and got a good handfull of people hitting me up for readings and to commission me this morning so, like, if this could work, too, I’d be grateful.

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illinicoise

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

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aviculor

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

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gipsiidanger

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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grandpaq

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

Just here for the money part lmao

Bring me my blessings

I just need the money

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cheruib

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

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