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no xephos allowed

@simonhoneydew / simonhoneydew.tumblr.com

if your name is xephos: get outta here & git gud disclaimer: i am not the real simon lane. i am a joke character blog (not serious rp)
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arvoze

hi im lewis and i need money to pay for my potential adobe subscription on top of more important things

i dont really have a slot limit, and you’re best contacting me either here on tumblr (xephos), on twitter (arvozephyr) or via email (arvozephyr@gmail.com). payment is thru paypal via the email provided

these are all the same thing so there’s like, no “sketch” “lined” etc it’s all - £10 i guess - kinda sketchy - fullbody - coloured - POSSIBLY shaded if it’s required on my end - minimal background; like one or two shapes probably - using no more than 4 - 5 colours - on ms paint - more examples can be found in this tag (among some kinda unrelated stuff, srry LMAO)
please note that: - strictly one character, if you want more than one character i can do x amount of illustrations(?) at a kinda cheaper price i guess but that’s open for discussion - if your character of choice has a complex design, i WILL simplify it, but i’ll try my best to get as close to the original design as possible - i deliberately botch anatomy to suit my needs regarding this style

ill draw a lot of things

i wont draw any form of nsfw or complicated mechs (open for discussion depending on design). i will not draw most forms of gore. i would like to avoid most common feral animals (cats, dogs, wolves).

other important stuff below the cut 4 ppl who are actually interested i guess

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arvoze

i realised jsut posting the original image would be weird so i scribbled over the original image

hello and welcome to the yogscast is a playmoss playlist, consisting of songs made by the yogscast, songs made for the yogscast, and songs the yogscast have used.

i personally just wanted a collection of yogs things to listen to and Feel Things. idk

not every yogs song is on the playlist. these are personal favourites, not including christmas songs with the exception of one because it’s so Iconic, and that don’t have weird/awkward quality (such as form this way)

idk. i figured id share this lmao

v nostalgic

idk

this has been updated since originally posting .. !!

24 songs -> 29 songs (including replacement of songs, i.e kims outro which looked for 2+ minutes being replaced by a cool guitar version)

ending song changed due to me me completely cocking up the song and getting the wrong one

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Things Simon Honeydew is NOT Allowed to Do in Yoglabs

Preamble: CEO Simon Honeydew is by all means our instructor and coworker in the same way Lewis Xephos is, but due to a large amount of complaints and numerous violations of the Server Workplace Safety Agreement (SWSA), a list of protocols and rules have been set in place by Lewis Xephos and the Yoglabs staff for the benefit of Yoglabs and our goals. This list can be added or removed from by any Level 3 or above Personnel.

1) Simon Honeydew is not a doctor in any way, shape, or form. 2) Simon Honeydew is not a political figure, either. 3) Simon Honeydew is not allowed to even be near Experiment 1-6, aka “The Memory Wipe.” 4) Simon Honeydew is not a mermaid, a gnome, Batman, Bat-dwarf, Robo-dwarf, or robocop. He is also not a professional wrestler or a millionaire, and most certainly not a teacher/mentor of any kind. (Christ how many things can he come up with?) 5) Simon Honeydew is not allowed inside the Holodecks without a Level 4 Personnel accompanying him. The only exception is for testing done with Lewis Xephos or Duncan “Lalnable” Jones. Both need to show keycard for access. 6) SIMON HONEYDEW IS NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ALLOWED INSIDE THE COFFEE MACHINE. 7 ) Bee Swords were not a thing studied here at Yoglabs. All who have reccolection of rhis event, please report to the Memory Den for reevaluating. 8) Simon Honeydew is not allowed to use the cloning facility or any of the clones in it for recreational, sexual, or experimental purposes. 9) Simon Honeydew is not allowed near the clone room period. 10) yes he is. Simon Honeydew is not allowed to change or edit this forum. 11) NO ONE in the facility is allowed to put experiment 2-7 (Red Sweets) in the vending machine “Just to see what happens” 12) Yoglabs certified directions for procedures and containment processes are NOT suggestions. 13) Nor are they there to trick you. 14) Do not, under any circumstances, let Simon Honeydew near the Intercom controls. (We are NOT listening to “Diggy Diggy Hole 10 hour edition” again.) 15) New clones are not to be told they’re immortal. 16) You are not immortal. 17) New clones are not to be told they are invincible. 18) You are not invincible. 19) Strife Solutions is not to be told that “Bort” is friendly. (That took a lot of paramedics and memory wiping.) 20) No, we are not releasing any Yoglabs Brand Pornography. (Even if it will be profitable in Japan. Jesus man.) 21) He is not allowed to switch the labels on syringes in the Pharmeceutical Devision for “experimental purposes”. 22) No, we cannot eliminate all the enderman from server. (Even if it were possible, PETA would be all over our asses.) 23) Simon Honeydew is not allowed to make posts on @YoglabsOfficial.

((Feel free to reblog and make some more! This is inspired by @fighteramy ’s Lab Buddies Comic and SCP wiki’s “Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the facility”))

24) xephos shouldnt be allowed to make lists

25) this is my list now

26) do as i say

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rythian

Okay, quick answers to the most asked questions:

Rythian is a human boy who was taken by Endermen back to The End many years ago. There he was raised to learn how to use Endermagic and groomed to become the general/warlord in a future invasion of the Brightlands (the “normal” world).

When he was still very young he despaired at how different he looked to all the other Endermen so he took a knife and cut the sides of his cheeks open so would be able to have the wide mouth and angular jaw of an Enderman. He healed eventually but it left horrifying scars which he is ashamed of to this day. Hence the mask.

He eventually left The End behind and broke free from the Queen’s leadership and wandered the Brightlands. He met some friends, and met Zoey.

The way the story was going, they were going to discover Zoey’s origin in the Twilight Forest - she was the mushroom princess, rightful ruler of the Realm of Twilight. The original nuking of the original server made her lose her memory. With her gone, the barriers between worlds were fading, and Endermen managed to invade there as well, despite measures to stop that from happening (such as a realm-wide aura to stop their magic from working).

After restoring Zoey’s memory and “fixing” the realm, they were going to go back to the original place where the portal to the End was created (by Rythian’s scientist parents many years ago), go through, fight the Enderdragon (Queen of the End, aka The Princess from the short story) and win. More or less live happily ever after.

It all sounds a bit silly and dry when briefly summed up like this, but at least there’s some answers. I hope that satisfied a little bit at least. :)

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I hope I don't trigger you, but I have to know... Will Blackrock ever be finished? Not in videos, but you mentioned writing the rest of Blackrock. I love Blackrock, I practically grew up with it. (I've been watching it since I was 11 lol) I know this sounds cheesy, but I'd love to know how my favorite childhood story ends before I set off to collage next year. Thanks🙂

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I’ve sat down to write up a couple of details, answers, story beats, and origin stuff a few times but I’ve never quite been satisfied with it. It always feels dry and unimportant. I realized after a while that I was trying to give people something I can never give - real closure.

So I started thinking of why I was doing this. I know a lot of people want the answers to questions still left unanswered - especially since it was left on a cliffhanger. But I honestly think it’s better left this way.

I can’t give you what you want, and anything else is a poor substitute that will just end up closing the door on a world that there are still people enjoying. I’ve seen so much great fan creations for Blackrock, and so many theories and ideas of everything, and I don’t want to shut that down. At this point, anything I make will feel like a weird post-series spinoff. And I don’t want that.

I think back to stuff like the Dark Disciple book for Star Wars: Clone Wars, or the Buffy/Angel comic books. They were well written, and they were official, they were canon, and so on. But to me they never really felt like the same thing, and they couldn’t compete to “the real thing”. And while I would never compare myself to the talented people who made those, in this regard, as a creator, I’m making the decision to leave Blackrock as it is.

I wish I’d made this decision earlier and not dragged it out so long. I’m sorry for that, and I’m sorry if this disappoints some people, but I genuinely think it’s better this way. The Blackrock world is your world now. I wish I could finish it the way it deserves, but it’s just not happening. Let your theories, headcanons and universes run wild, and don’t let my “real canon” stop you.

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