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Silly*Sexy*Nerdy

@silly-sexy-nerdy / silly-sexy-nerdy.tumblr.com

Yes, I'm a Fan Girl
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hi yes, I need an update on how Tim from jurassic park is doing with all this jurassic world/dinos set free bullshit and I need Tim to still be played by Joe mazzello 

News: Dinosaurs are now roaming the earth once more.

Tim: 

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Exporting blogs

I’m attempting to export a couple of my blogs before the Tumblr exodus and it seems they have now disabled the “Export” ability. Is anyone else having this issue? TIA

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Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

Did lestat ghost write this? XD

In which age does not equal table manners...

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-“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”

-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”

Stay away from children for the rest of your lives please

The people who hate this are probably the ones traumatizing their children

This is what Mr. Rogers was trying to do, too. He got slammed by idiots, too.

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