I hope my tutors don’t ask what I did this weekend

"Oh you know. Made friends with an archangel. Some angel spread nasty rumors about Satan having a crush on me. I drew incest celestial smut. The usual."

I always hope no one at uni asks what I've been doing. It'd go a bit like:

"How's your dissertation coming along?"

"It's not. You see, I was busy being Satan, quashing people who spread nasty rumours about me, encouraging incestuous celestial smut and occasionally helping out in my little brother's Duck Army."

"Back up, you mentioned Satan?"

*sigh* "Flawed abortion."

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”

Superwholock Part I - First Encounter

tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids i want to show them it then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team

writing tip #774:

everything you write is monitored by government spies, so feel free to use this to your advantage by asking them for tips, explaining definitions of words you’ve forgotten for them to fill the blanks, and offering them as an example as you talk about your current avid readers in your query letter

hello yes can I have 6 quarts of bb tiger

The kitten is in a “puppy” cup.

The hamster

Yes. A&W I would like a cup of your root beer and please put some extra bunny rabbit on top.

spn meme ||  ten episodes || 5.08 Changing Channels

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ladies and gentlemen I present to you the king of hell

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

x

[channelate] (bonus panel)

Supernatural episode where Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar

Possibly the best thing that I’ve ever gotten in my ask box

#LEONARDO DON’T DO IT #CROSSROAD DEMON DEALS AREN’T WORTH IT

The longer he goes without an oscar the better this post gets.

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

I’ve given up caring how many times I reblog this.

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

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