I think I prefer “funemployed” over “NEET Housewife”
Did you hear about the bee delay tonight?
yes and i heard that once it was cleared up they had the beekeeper throw out the first pitch
baseball is the fucking best
there is just no sport like this on earth
The Mad Sorcerers beast.
a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
Sorry if I’m a bit of a weirdo freak that’s kinda my whole thing
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Semi-motivational quotes from Hayao Miyazaki
Grief
ref photo by @jawsstone
I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.
A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.
Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
This is what I sound like talking about my current hyperfixation to people
Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.
Robert Wun Couture Spring/Summer 2023
"The Raincoat" is Hand crafted with 30,000 Swarovski crystals, and took over 600 hours to construct. Designed to emulate rain droplets sparkling on a dark rainy night.
Rain Wizard