Everyone’s reaction to Tiffs ICONIC speech

they’re all saying that Natalie is next

actual footage of da’vonne dragging frank’s crusty ass

the first 50 mins of this episode:

the last 10 mins:

da’vonne stepped into the room frank was lying in like

mood:

TIFFANY/DA’VONNE VS FRANK 

the purpose of the team twist was to literally keep Frank’s hillbilly ass safe week after week

They called me to go to this casting. It was a cotton commercial. [] So cold. We were outside, shooting in this Long Island mansion… And there I was, so nervous. That was my first job for Victoria’s Secret.

any man: trust me

me:

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH THAT PRODUCTION REFUSES TO SHOW ZAKIYAH AND PAULIE TOGETHER. THEY ACTUALLY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO NOT SHOW THEM WHICH YOU CAN TELL IS DELIBERATE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS TOGETHER ON THE FEEDS. THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT SHOWMANCES AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT ARGUABLY THE MOST POPULAR SHOWMANCE ON THIS SEASON CAN’T EVEN GET SCREEN-TIME THIS EPISODE LET ALONE THIS SEASON?????

Bridgette: zakiyah is playing a floater’s game she’s not that good

me:

ZAULIE LAP DANCE ASDFGHJKL

omfg…. the way paulie just picked up zakiyah…..

PAULIE

Oh shit. Shit. He picked her ass right up and put his face all up in there and I am here. For. It. Shit.

FRANK: *SPEAKS*

ME: