'chanel on ice,' 1997 by david lachapelle in leg - diana edkins + betsy jablow (1997)

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

Lucy Liu photographed by Naomi Kaltman in 1999 😍

Could be Us ⛓️🖤

©Nona limmen

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

It’s not just the jpegs we play with like dolls

any new masturbation tech discovered lately or is nutting just a solved game now