parents saying goodbye

My Heart 😭

my favourite people → ewan mcgregor 

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

I think Op might be projecting a bit

You shut your mouth right this minute

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Mordor and Boromir’s “I am so done with you fucking idiots” facepalm has my vote.

I try not to judge people, but if they wasted the fuck on “They have a cave troll” and impeded the SOLID IMPLICATION in Sean Bean’s face and entire being, I’d be kinda sad. My pick remains “Men are fucking weak”, obviously.

“I am no fucking man.”

At times, being bipolar can be an all-consuming challenge, requiring a lot of stamina and even more courage, so if you’re living with this illness and functioning at all, it’s something to be proud of, not ashamed of.

NATALIE DORMER The Inaugural Casting Awards at The Ham Yard Hotel in London, England | February 12, 2019

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002) | dir. Peter Jackson

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

Straws aren’t killing the planet, its animals, or people. They’re a microscopic fraction of an iota of a percentage of the problem. You want to do something? Ban plastic fishing nets. Anything else is just a hollow feel-good gesture at the expense of real living disabled people.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/03/great-pacific-garbage-patch-plastics-environment/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ocean-plastic-fishing-waste_n_5bc47dc9e4b0bd9ed55c1f60

i have an environmental degree and i’ve been saying this since this straw ‘debate’ started: its all a tactic by those in power to distract people’s attention from bigger issues such as fishing waste. don’t fall for it. and don’t be a dick to disabled people who need straws to make their lives easier.

my teeth are absurdly sensitive to temperature, so much so that i can’t drink water if it’s colder than lukewarm room temperature without feeling immense pain. It gets debilitating sometimes. I’ve always had this sensitivity. I need straws so i don’t have to feel that shit, the pain lasts for so fucking long. I knew day 1 that the straw thing was bullshit. this is actually fucking important.

For the last five years, I’ve been trying to do one thing. Get to right here. That’s all it’s been about. Bringing everybody back.

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. 

“I was born and bred on these waters, Master Dwarf. If I wanted to kill you, I would not do it here.”