MIND

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

VIDEO TRANSCRIPTION:

I have no idea what these lovely people’s names are, so I’ll designate them by where they’re sitting.

Left: One, two, three, nine!

Right: Three!

Left: One, two, three, four!

Right: Two!

Left: One, two, three, six!

Right: Eight!

Left: (laughing) Wait, wait, wait.

Right: The odds of this happening are like literally, like, astronomically low.

Right: The fact that we’ve done it so many times…

Left: (laughing) We’re gonna be here for the next three hours!

Left: Imagine we’re doing a word one.

Right: I mean, honestly, (???) we might be better at that.

Left: No… Hold on…

Right: Let’s do one other word one, ready?

Left: Alright. Fine. Hold on, let me think about it.

Right: I’ve got one already!

Right: Use my brain.

Left: Okay. (laughing)

Left: If I were you… Alright, ready?

Left: One, two, three…

Both: PUSSY.

Both: (laughing)

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Thank you Wynonna Earp ❤️

Hey everyone! I’ve solved the trolley problem

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on

didn’t expect this one. not complaining either

I say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry