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Here's a story about some dude with massive pubies

@dmmd--trash / dmmd--trash.tumblr.com

so I was giving this one dude a really shitty hand job this one time, and you know the sound that grass makes when you lightly rub your foot over it?? yeah, that's what his pubes sounded like. so pube guy (that's what I'm calling him now) asked if I wanted to suck his dick and I had braces?? FUCK no oh god I don't even want to think about that. so I made him walk home in the cold Canadian weather at 6 in the morning with a massive boner. yeah, fuck you, pube guy. shit was traumatizing.
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once you put your homestuck goggles on they kind of weld themselves to your face

it could be like 20 yrs since youve read homestuck but all the zodiacs are still going to have a designated color in your mind and if anyone ever says ‘were doing this’ u kno ur gonna say/think ‘were making this happen’ bc once ur homestuck trash youre trash4lyfe

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knightofiris

My friend and I actually had this happen recently. We were getting some ice while at a hotel and while walking to the machine with the ice pale she turned to me and said simply “bucket” and we both chuckled.

Then slowly her face fell and she realized what she had just said. She wasn’t intending to make that joke she was just saying the word in a funny way.

Homestuck never leaves you man. It’s always there.

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animalrates

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

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solarbird

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

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systlin

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

Anyone else reminded of this?

Source: animalrates
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okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

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