Friend or foe?  Well, that’s for you to find out

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b. 1975, Sydney, Australia) - Grumpy Cat, 2015  Paintings

those restaurants where they sit a giant stuffed animal across from you if you sit alone are the best.

mr moominpapa sir. thankyou for coming to lunch with me.

fellas? is it gay to call your homie honey by accident?

rayquaza…but as a worm on a string

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

Before and After

Lesbian pokemon love story!

So today i brought this book because why tf not:

And then i noticed:

Jigglypuff wrote a love letter!!! And pidgey got to deliver it!

ONO PIDGEY DROPPED IT

YESSS SHE FOUND IT!!!!

WHAT LICKYTUNG YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT

TF LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE

!!!!!!

♡ SHE GOT THE LETTER ♡

!!!

new covergirl wtesilkcsk freiusit sprisizdters

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

Time to deck the halls.

Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pfluger for Playboy Magazine.

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,