The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there
Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh
2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand
genius is never understood in its own time…
🐺Arya Stark appreciation 47/-
Lord of Light, give us wisdom. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
#good boy loves his mama
Maya Angelou (via naturaekos)
gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything
i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already
please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume
Arya Stark in Season 8, Episode 4
Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via goodreadss)
also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.