Reality Check

(I literally made this myself because I couldn’t find one with the audio and I wanted to have it on my blog so bad)

What happened in 4 hours is sped to 1 minute. #SuperBlueBloodMoon

This is as pure as it gets. (via Filth800)

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

Anaïs Nin

(via thelovenotebook)

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

*White person does something fucked up*

Every PoC:

i aspire to be a person who doesn’t get this reaction but if i do please call me the fuck out

It’s not our job to police you lmao do it yourself

She blocked me how are you gonna say call me out on it and get mad when you get called out lmaooo

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

Would settle for any sentient creature. (via RozRBentley)

modernpolymath:

I’m both of them???

Im both omfg