Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly
Where’s my son
when u hear your favorite band in public
Disney Princesses + Friends !!! Which is your favorite one? 👑
moana is being included in disney princess sets it begins i love it im here for it this content is pure and GOOD
how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
honestly, the tweets are just as good as the movie
those parts of musicals where everyone’s singing their own melodies at once but then it reaches a climax and everyone sings the same tune, like that’s the most satisfying thing ever
Leslie Odom, Jr. wins Leading Actor In A Musical at the 70th Annual Tony Awards in the Beacon Theatre on June 12, 2016 in New York City
me searching for a new tv show to watch
“I’m not freestyling, I’m too old. I wrote you a sonnet instead.“
Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman film in London.
Current Mood: being annoyed that ice is a mineral like what the FUCK
excuse me what
Bro okay so I was talking with this kid. Opened my eyes. Some SHIT, man. I fuckin. Okay so we’re chillin in the kitchen of a church and I grab a frozen water bottle and he goes “haha that’s frozen. You can’t drink ice” “I know”
And some silence passes and he goes “bro you know ice is a mineral?”
“That’s bullshit”
“No it is”
“No it’s not”
“You callin’ me a liar? We were talking about it in class the other day. Look it up!”
“It’s just the solid form of water though?”
And I looked it up, confident and wondering if this kid was still high from the day before But there it was. Ice is a mineral.
A mineral is a naturally occurring solid with a definite chemical formula.
Fuck, man. You know what that sounds like? Ice. Can’t believe this.
Yep Ice is pretty much the most common mineral we know of.
U can make ice gemsonas
Season 1 Sherlock vs. Season 4 Sherlock
alright, since i’m an administrator on the spongebob wiki and this meme has been gaining traction lately i feel obligated to provide clarification.
the one on the left is spongegar from season 3 episode 14 “ugh.” he is not the subject of the caveman spongebob meme.
the one on the right, the caveman spongebob meme we all know and love, is the primitive sponge from season 1 episode 14a “sb-129.”
as you can see, these two are not the same character! have fun with this meme, but please do not refer to it as “spongegar.”
not gonna say it again
Spread this like wildfire
never in my life would I have thought I’d EVER read something that starts with “alright, since i’m an administrator on the spongebob wiki”
(via beautyofpale)