What even is my blog anymore?

i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

I hope Annabeth does have a trust fund. does anyone deserve to be a house husband more than Percy Jackson? I think not 

being the art kid in elementary school gave you so much clout yet everyone still hated you 

i like tumblr bc u all know So Much and Absolutely Nothing about me simultaneously

We know the real you. But we have no idea who the hell you are.

We know the real you.

But we have no idea

who the hell you are.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Have not been active in like 3 years my mutual have all changed their names I GENUINELY HAVE NO CLUE WHO ANYONE IS ANYMORE

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

class traitors use tumblr premium

the fuck is a tumblr premium

thats the attitude i love to see

apparently the dallas police dept set up an app where u can anonymously submit videos of ppl breaking the law so they can find and arrest them and kpop stans are spamming it with fancams to the point that it crashed… can we get 100k likes for our soldiers

You're in her dms Im at the end of her bed during sleep paralysis. We are not the same

Oh? It’s naptime? Okay.

IMPORTANT

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

iconic!

Percy Jackson was genuinely hilarious,,,There were these monsters that had been around to see the beginning of humans and then there’s a bunch of twelve year olds who do this to them 24/7