Avatar

kirk van houten

@taco-bell-air / taco-bell-air.tumblr.com

hi i am chris and i am also wasting your time
ig - scumlyf
Avatar
reblogged

List of everyone who dies in infinity war

This one’s real guys

  • Gandalf the Grey
  • Gandalf the White
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
  • Benito Mussolini
  • The Blue Meanie
  • Cowboy Curtis
  • Jambi the Genie
  • Robocop
  • The Terminator
  • Captain Kirk
  • Darth Vader
  • Lo Pan
  • Superman
  • Every single Power Ranger
  • Bill S. Preston
  • Theodore Logan
  • Spock
  • The Rock
  • Doc Oc
  • Hulk Hogan
Avatar

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

Avatar
old-manrupee

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

Avatar
moreofahorse

the evil guy is a goose. Geese and ducks have never gotten along, and geese are banned from Duckland™. There is also an obligatory scene because of this where police ducks have suspects lined up and the victim goes “duck…duck… duck… GOOSE.” and the goose gets arrested

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

How are you so perfect tho?

i drink milk

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

on a scale of 90s self deprecation music to meme where would u put urself

id say 6

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

my eyes can't see the difference between mint green and white how the fuc k do I read ur blog

with a pencil

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

man ur cool x

thank u anon person

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.