a bit of a benjo

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

Beautiful lab grown women in your area

Let’s go lesbians

Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—

trust me, he wasn’t in danger of finishing any time soon

yeah more like genghis dong bc i think hes a freaking dick. *hears the hoofbeats of 100 horses* uh oh

I'm going to be thinking about goth boobs all night

I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching

poor little boy got his booster vaccines. he is 2.5 pounds, and is very sad about everything

BTW this is what the nefarious anglerfish looks like normally

we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield

people who don't sweat much will never understand the swamplands we weally wet warriors have to journey through

I ship them the way I want two cats to nuzzle each other, ya know?

I think it would be really funny if you could get Wyll out of his pact by having Withers reclass him

Mizora over here pissed off because she didn’t anticipate Wyll being friends with the god of paperwork who would get him out of his devil contract for 100 gold, meanwhile he’s punching trees in half because he’s a monk now and giggling the whole time