Bienvenue, mes amis.

Assassin’s Creed Unity Assassins [3/4]

Maybe... give you this flower..? For starters.

do I even need to say anything

IT’S CANON

Ice cream assassin being fed up with greencoat’s shit then angry sex.

but then they enjoyed it

What? Amour? What are you talking about? Hm, I am well. I have had no missions at all, so I’ve had time to relax. How about you, mon amie?

Nothing, I’m sure you said amie and I’m just not hearing right.. oui? Ah, pretty much the same, but I wont complain, it’s nice having some down time every now and again, non?

Yes, that’s very true! Ah, Ice Cream? I, uh… well, I want to tell you something important… hm…

Oh? What is it.. Is something troubling you? You know you can.. Tell me anything..

Ah, in a way, something is… I had actually really said amour when I greeted you because… well, maybe because I wish our relationship was more… hm… never mind.

No no, not never mind, you mean more as in.. more than just friends? Because well, I don't think I'd mind...?

[this four ruined my life]

What? Amour? What are you talking about? Hm, I am well. I have had no missions at all, so I’ve had time to relax. How about you, mon amie?

Nothing, I’m sure you said amie and I’m just not hearing right.. oui? Ah, pretty much the same, but I wont complain, it’s nice having some down time every now and again, non?

Yes, that’s very true! Ah, Ice Cream? I, uh… well, I want to tell you something important… hm…

Oh? What is it.. Is something troubling you? You know you can.. Tell me anything..

Just because you can’t grow a proper beard.

Respect your elders. 

My beard is a beard, not a triangle.

I’M YOUNGER BY ONLY THREE MONTHS OH MON DIEU

Do you know how long it takes me to shape this baby just right? About half the time it takes for you to grow that stubble you call a beard. 

Shape it? You just shave it unevenly in an angle and call it a beard. It’s not even a stubble. Just feel it.

It takes focus and precision and it makes me look quite handsome, thank you very much.  And no, I’m not feeling your face…

"Handsome", yeah, right. My beard will be manlier and softer than yours, and now you’ll never know.

If that's what helps you sleep at night, then alright. My beard is not the only thing longer than yours. 

What? Amour? What are you talking about? Hm, I am well. I have had no missions at all, so I’ve had time to relax. How about you, mon amie?

Nothing, I'm sure you said amie and I'm just not hearing right.. oui? Ah, pretty much the same, but I wont complain, it's nice having some down time every now and again, non?

Just because you can’t grow a proper beard.

Respect your elders. 

My beard is a beard, not a triangle.

I’M YOUNGER BY ONLY THREE MONTHS OH MON DIEU

Do you know how long it takes me to shape this baby just right? About half the time it takes for you to grow that stubble you call a beard. 

Shape it? You just shave it unevenly in an angle and call it a beard. It’s not even a stubble. Just feel it.

It takes focus and precision and it makes me look quite handsome, thank you very much.  And no, I'm not feeling your face...

Just because you can’t grow a proper beard.

Respect your elders. 

My beard is a beard, not a triangle.

I’M YOUNGER BY ONLY THREE MONTHS OH MON DIEU

Do you know how long it takes me to shape this baby just right? About half the time it takes for you to grow that stuble you call a beard. 

Just because you can't grow a proper beard.

Respect your elders. 

Is Arno a bitch? Is that what that means?

And who the hell is this Ezio I keep being compared to, his name sounds silly, surely I am better. 

No, Arno is not. Uh, it doesn’t mean anything.

I don’t know who Ezio is. Maybe it’s because you have a silly name too.

Mmhmm. And since when is Icecream a silly name, ‘Axe’?..I am something delicious, whereas you are not. 

Ice cream for a name for an assassin? Please, Axe fits with the job.

People don’t know what to expect when they hear my name, they underestimate me and then.. End up dead. A name like Axe, well that’s a little predictable. 

I wouldn’t want my enemies to underestimate me. I want them to know what’s coming for them instead of getting them by surprise.

Ah, like the ones I take out for you when your back is turned and you're not paying attention. 

Is Arno a bitch? Is that what that means?

And who the hell is this Ezio I keep being compared to, his name sounds silly, surely I am better. 

No, Arno is not. Uh, it doesn’t mean anything.

I don’t know who Ezio is. Maybe it’s because you have a silly name too.

Mmhmm. And since when is Icecream a silly name, ‘Axe’?..I am something delicious, whereas you are not. 

Ice cream for a name for an assassin? Please, Axe fits with the job.

People don't know what to expect when they hear my name, they underestimate me and then.. End up dead. A name like Axe, well that's a little predictable. 

Is Arno a bitch? Is that what that means?

And who the hell is this Ezio I keep being compared to, his name sounds silly, surely I am better. 

No, Arno is not. Uh, it doesn’t mean anything.

I don’t know who Ezio is. Maybe it’s because you have a silly name too.

Mmhmm. And since when is Icecream a silly name, 'Axe'?.. I am something delicious, whereas you are not. 

Is Arno a bitch? Is that what that means?

And who the hell is this Ezio I keep being compared to, his name sounds silly, surely I am better. 

Everybody wants to rule the world.