The Fruit Bowl

*slow clap*

you don’t need fun to have alcohol

god bless jensen

im a screamer..not sexually just life in general

Dean Winchester 10x17

This whole bro code thing where if a guy dates his friend’s sister he’s betraying the friend is wild, you would think your sister dating your friend meant you didn’t have to worry because he’s someone you know and trust but it just goes to show how all these bros know one another to be misogynistic and predatory and regularly exhibit that behavior around one another, and it’s all fun and games and bros before hos until somebody hits on somebody’s sister. Like, clearly you are aware that you are all gross to women but that’s okay with you as long as you and your friends are targeting random women and no one is doing the same to your sister or mother? Why do women have to be related to you for it to occur to you to respect them? 

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post

In honor of October 3rd

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

Did you say yes

my response:

tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

Danneel AKA Photobombing Queen

something about hearing one direction admit that we pay their bills is so damn satisfying

“Netflix and _____” would make a great black card for Cards Against Humanity.

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

‘Times are bad. Children don’t listen to their parents and everyone is writing a book.’   - attributed to Cicero, 106-43 BC