staff… i just wanna be pure

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

I’m sorry anon but this is so funny this is literally like Pumbaa’s backstory from the Lion King… I can’t take it anymore

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

I forget where it was but I saw jeans for sale and like they were labeled as “girlfriend cut” instead of ‘boyfriend’ and like the irony to me is that the term “boyfriend style jeans” was originally done as this weird way to heterosexualize the dangerous idea of women wearing slightly loose pants so you knew you weren’t a dyke but like apparently the use of the term “boyfriend” was like too much of a gender confusion crisis for the buyer so they had to change it *again* as opposed to just calling it “loose fitting” to begin w and now it has fully no-homo’d itself into a corner and it just sounds like yr stealing yr jeans from some butch girl yr dating

My fave quirk w boyfriend jeans is that time the gap didn’t realize that having jeans that were “boyfriend” cut and “pegged” style would turn out greater than the sum of its parts

“… Sorry for saying BJ at the Oxfam Gala.” – Mae Martin on biphobia

haters will hear me crawling in the vents

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech

@staff censor THIS.

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is