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setter thirst hell

@kareshiis-blog / kareshiis-blog.tumblr.com

current mood: probably crying about anime boys and the imminence of adulthood
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That feeling when your ponytail holder isn’t stretched enough to go around three times, but twice just isn’t tight enough

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Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car
Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition
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Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

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malmao

I really just want to let fanfic authors know that you don’t actually have to put smut in your story for it to be good. 

And that’s not me saying this bc I have any problem with sex in fic but bc I feel like there’s a lot of pressure to escalate ratings to ‘Mature’ or ‘Explicit’ status in fandom. 

I see so many people who are clearly not cool with writing smut doing so anyway bc they feel like it’s an obligation for quality stories, and I just want you to know that you don’t have to. I honestly love my OTPs for their relationships, not just bc I want to see them bang. 

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shoucolate

Im re-watching SnK with my parents recently since it’s broadcast on TV. So I wanted to draw a bit about it but i’m still obsessed with Haikyuu so, here’s the massive AU SnKyuu.

11th squad composed of young trainees, leaded by Tsukishima wondering why he got such troublesome team Yachi aspire to be able to enter Shimizu’s squad one day
Squad Nekoma Members of the Garrison with incredible reflex that saved many lifes during attack inside the wall, leaded by captain Kuroo. Though they have to save Lev’s ass several time
Squad Shimizu Leaded by the well know beauty&brain Captain Shimizu Kiyoko, a squad of 3 amazing soldier operating in the survey corps. Squad Tanaka Soldiers from the Garrison personally selected by Major Tanaka Saeko including her younger brother, lieutenant Tanaka Ryunosuke. Grand King Aka Oikawa Tooru, a well know officer from the Military police, often accompanied by his fellow soldier Iwaizumi.
Fukurodani Squad Leaded by lieutenant Akaashi, including one of the most powerful soldier of the survey corps, Bokuto Koutaro.
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