having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure
“It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.”
— Unknown (via help-n-quotes)
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
The planet Earth is appropriately placed between love(Venus) and War(Mars).
the ending part in lorde’s supercut when she sings “in my head i do everything right” on repeat and it gets quieter and less clear for every repetition until it fades out… that’s its own emotion tbh
Due to personal reasons I am going to cry myself asleep tonight
my special superpower is being too much and not enough at the same time
Date a Hufflepuff who will gently lead a spider out a window instead of killing it.
how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
don’t mess with me fam, i’m a hardcore introvert, i’ve avoided more social events than you’ll ever attend.
what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch
ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise
What is the difference? Please learn me a thing
cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop
leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit.
then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos
look at this bullshit
i’m angry just looking at it
so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar
C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards
Cats love jazz
there it is
*trips over my low self esteem*