They live there! It's their ocean!

Give soup!!

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

white woman wednesday starts now

robot: take a dab

person off screen: nah I'm chillin'

robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*

what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

Someone on /v/ drew this and I wish I knew who. It always makes me laugh.

this thing is just rolling around in the world ...

the down with cia bus

I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent

Is this a trick question or something?

team magma grunt

walking into my rhodes island office, hanging up my coat, pushing W and Ines off my desk, wiping off the blood, and opening a message from Kal that says 'kill yourself' and then is followed by 'ignore that last message'. I nod thoughtfully and ignore that last message. I take a sip of my coffee. It's Muelsyse. I spit her out into the sink. I open the cabinet and get a new mug. Ho'olheyak is in the cabinet. I sit down at my desk and respond affirmatively to the email from Platnium asking me if Gravel has been bothering me. (This gets them into a subtext filled deathmatch, which is enrichment in their enclosure.) I respond to Amiya's last cute text emoji with a ':P', which she likes within 10 seconds. I clock out. I get a beer with Hoederer and Pallas. They get into a poetry battle in 3 different languages. 5 minutes of downtime. 6 hours of brooding on the landship considering the burden of the world (in the rain.) Amiya shows up with an umbrella eventually. She asks me how my day was. I say: good.

glory to the king 🫡🫡🫡

if i were an anime girl would you buy a figure of me be honest

If I were an anime girl would you put a figure of me in a jar be honest