The Arsenic Waltz or The New Dance of Death, 1862

Practitioner of Possibility and Pyromancer, yours truly, Caleb Widogast 

before you ACT, THINK

Does it:

the colder it gets outside the more fashionable and powerful i become 

We should all give Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons a good listen again, I think

It was like a strong beginning to modern unhinged folk/indie I think, and that's pretty iconic of it

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

Sometimes having mental illness is like living paycheck to paycheck but with your brain

That’s heavy!

Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence

I ugly-laughed at several of these.

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

Link/Overwatch (2019)

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I would not survive a vibe check right now

🥀new rose dice, not inked yet🥀

should i list them without ink and let the buyer choose the color for the numbers or should i just go ahead and ink them with copper?

if they don’t comission a baroque oil painting of you looking slutty among soft fabrics, flowers and fruit… are they really in love, though? i know they say they are but… are they really?