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I’m Sofa King Gay

@its-kristin-not-kristen / its-kristin-not-kristen.tumblr.com

I love books, movies, video games, music, and television more than I love people. INFJ. Slytherin. Supercat has taken over my blog and well... life, Shoot, Swan Queen, BLEACH, Nyssara, Mass Effect, Lost Girl, Veep, RWBY, Attack on Titan, Doctor Who(10 is my Doctor), Dragon Age, Adventure Time, Steven Universe **formally scissorsizter**
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me: I’m not going to cry this time I listen to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac

1 minute and 25 seconds later: BUT TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER, EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER AND I’M GETTING OLDER TOO

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# The Little Mermaid remake we deserve

underwater royalty  ✓ long red hair ✓ green eyes ✓ first time on earth is a real adventure ✓

earth royalty ✓ dark hair  ✓  dazzling smile  ✓ hopeless romantic  ✓ 

Someone needs to fic this, NOW

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lmaonade

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

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pochowek

brain: do you have your wallet and your phone and your keys and your pocket knife and y-

me: *playing my ass and thighs like a bongo set at this point*

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They are scared

i like that gif set, and i like the guy talking in it, whats his name

@cherry–bullets He’s a comedian called Russell Howard, and he’s absolutely incredible!!

Notice how they’re pro-life when it comes to abortions but they’re fine with shooting and killing women for wanting abortions

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pasdecoeur

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

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