Jessalyn

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

Shark week

WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOING

YAS

me

By just watching this video of puppies, you’re donating money to charity.

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

This is andy milonakis. He's 38 and had an amazingly ridiculous show on MTV. Look him up

Slutty router »

Did you say clouds and sunsets?

i cant wait for it to be fall so it can look nothing like any of these pictures

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS