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Stolpersteine

@schnattergans / schnattergans.tumblr.com

ADULTS ONLY! Seriously, go away if you are underaged! I post mostly Sherlock and Kingsman, some feminism, fandoms somehow related to BBC Sherlock or Kingsman (LotR, Hobbit, Cumberbatch, Freeman, Firth, Egerton and their respective projects but not private life...), fanfiction, Harry Potter, 00Q/Bond, Captive Prince, tea, Yuri on ice, cats, Cabin pressure, Dr. Who, soccer, ESC, politics, Class, rain and whatever else I feel like reblogging. I tag my spoilers as 'spoilers' when there is a need to. IMPORTANT WARNING: This blog takes part in PENIS FRIDAY every week - that means: naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN are part of this blog every week for 24 hours - all posts are reliably tagged as 'penis friday', so blacklist that if you need to. Great we talked that out. ^_^ ............................................................................ 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“Now bring us the poison pudding and bring it right now!”

No matter what you celebrate this time of year, Sherlock Seattle wishes you peace, joy, light, and wonderful adventures to come! 

So, Merry Christmas/Happy Hannukah/Blessed Solstice/Fabulous Festivus/Happy Kwanzaa/Wonderful Whatever and a bright and shining New Year to you all! 

Special thanks to @navydream for the fabulous art for this year’s Sherlock Seattle card!

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navydream

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

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perhapsarat

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

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yaneela

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

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