are you asking if I'm a succulent?

hot men just don’t cry on podiums like they used to

yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

Eggplant Omelet (Tortang Talong) Take a bite of Filipino cuisine with tortang talong, a tasty dish of smoky tender eggplant and savory eggs for a fragrant and satisfying delight!

Recipe => https://omnivorescookbook.com/tortang-talong/

📷 ScuderiaFerrari

Raphael Guerreiro celebrating his goal against Köln with the team, 13/04/2024, Allianz Arena © FC Bayern

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

THE BLACK FIREPROOF IS BACK!

FC Bayern vs. Arsenal, 17/04/2024, Allianz Arena © FC Bayern

I am finding being alive fascinating.

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

~ Home Cookery in War-Time, by Ernest Oldmeadow, 1915

Actually very good advice

Costume appreciation series: Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir Baz Luhrmann

Costume Design by Catherine Martin and Angus Strathie

Lets create a house where yelling means we’re having fun. When you hear a door slam you know it was accidentally pulled with too much strength, not slammed out of anger. When there is silence, it is Contentment, not another passive aggressive fight. The dog is no longer barking to protect, he simply just wants the cats to play with him. Let’s create a safe, warm environment that makes you feel like you can breathe, not hold your breath. Let’s stomp on the eggshells we use to tip toe on. Together we will make this house into a home. And welcome all with open arms into this kind and loving space.

The curtains??

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”