dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

oh i see. you just don’t like me because i’m extremely unlikable

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

dukat voice The federation hates to see a girlboss winning, doesn't it, Commander Sisko.

In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back  

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

*explosion flings NPC across the map*  “He’s landed just short of the green.”

Fucked up how this is true

getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

you like crafting huh? mining and fucking crafting? is that what you like? mining at NIGHT you goddamn buffoon? what kind of shit are you pulling huh? feeling kinda brave you fucking asshole? go to bed you motherfucker

victory royale

ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. NO FORGIVENESS FOR PARTY ROCKING

ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. Don't tell anyone I told you this but I've been stealing from space walmart by pretending to put my card in the chip reader and loudly saying "beep boop" so they think actually i paid because the machine made a sound