Dandelion Boi

🐝: remember thou art but mortal

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die

Lucy: I'm going to go get a pumpkin spice latte, does anyone want something?

Natsu: basic

Lucy: >:/

Gray: basic

Lucy: >:0

Happy: basic

Lucy: so mean

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

This info needs to be out there, it turned the tide against cryptocurrency in the public eye it might fit so too

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

More from the notes:

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups

his shows

Reblog if you think concert tickets should be $20.

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

506 Organizations and management

Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

I think that we should take both states down with one hit

in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

life might be better if we could all take a minute out of our day to stop and do a little puzzle