party don't start till i log in

There was an alien festival this weekend.

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

How relationships start

if I ever say I hate men just remember it’s only bc men have hated me first, more prominently, cruelly, and violently than I’d ever dream of doing

little angel

just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife

THAT’S the kind of love…. I aspire to be a part of….