lazy sunday things

send me:

•names for fuck, marry, kill •descriptions of yourself and i’ll tell you if id date you •lines of writing and i’ll continue it •"if i was dating you…“ •what time it is and what you’re thinking •cheesy pickup lines •suggestion blog ships •your hoe stories •anon confessions (either about me or about other things) •literally anything •just send me things •please

The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).

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chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

one of the most iconic pieces of literature of our time

i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods

free them

be strong for mother

how to befriend me online:

i hope since replies are coming back you guys will talk to me more and our friendship garden will once again blossom and grow and we can harvest our fruitful labors of love n bestfriendhood. do you get what im saying? 

me: *life is falling apart but with kpop playing in the bg*

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