@lazaruspit / lazaruspit.tumblr.com

ROMANTIC FOR THE SAKE OF MY DEMISE!
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just saw porn on tumblr nature is healing!!!!!

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my liege lord made his heraldic banner a fucking picrew dude i cant do this shit anymore im gonna become a highwayman or some shit

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kafkaguy

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

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"kill then with kindness" wrong! REVERSE BEAR TRAP ⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️

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the urge to commission art of my oc and astarion.... girl help!

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "All We Are is Bullets" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I have to slay the souls of 1,000 evil men

My buddy Gerard pacing: the devil is lying to us

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