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I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous
it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games
sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance
we are all poltergeists in meat suits
what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you
This can’t be topped
The goose
is running loose
to the sound
of lizzo’s “juice.”
Capy is back ❤️
Hope everyone had a very Happy Bianca Andreescu Day!!!
But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them
night of the living dead (1968)
congrats
He should call a doctor
Seek immediate help from your entopaleontologist if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 million years.
Hahaha
Photo from the Uruk excavation in 1929/30 - Discovery of the statuette of a ‘high priest’ in a vessel. 3000-2000 BC [1200x850]
SWITCH TO FIREFOX AND ADD UBLOCK ORIGIN
ancient sumerian gacha opening
I'm writing paragraphs but like.. in my mind
oh it's called thinking.
this is the darkest timeline
