* Try to hurt me. I DARE you.

* @xenafish merry liftmas.

* ...

* This is the ONE PUN I’ll support.

* i see someone stuck a “drag me” sign to my back today.

* Sans.

* I stick that sign to your back EVERY day!

“wrong timing” assignment turns into a bunch of fish walking funny

* H-hi everyone!! I’m just updating f-from the park, me and Undyne are here!!

* W-we just got off a, umm.. a b-blacklight roller coaster! I-it was t-the most terrifying thing I’ve experienced in my entire l-life!!!!!!

* Undyne was aggressively screaming t-the entire time, too! B-but I think that was for different reasons t-than me..

* I love her. S-she’s so wonderful…

* It would only be better if it was UNDERWATER with SHARKS and maybe a few SPEARS being thrown at us!

* Gosh, t-the park was great!!!

* It.. i-it really affirmed why I love space so much.. I-I love outer space. T-the idea of flying around asteroids, o-of looking down on Earth f-from a space station, exploring weird planets…

* And Undyne. Undyne!!! I-it’d been s-so long, I’d almost forgotten just HOW absolutely energetic and vibrant and.. w-well, k-kinda violent she is???

* I adore her!! I love Undyne!!!

* I’m THE MOST VIOLENT!!!!! I’ll benchpress, suplex, or smash ANYTHING, ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!

* I’m still i-in awe of the park trip I was on the other day.

* T-there’s just something ABOUT silly whimsical d-depictions of space a-and space travel that appeals to me!!!

* Being in t-the company of a v-very beautiful, very.. VERY muscular woman also made it r-really enjoyable as well!!

* THAT PARK WAS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

* I WON EVERYTHING

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

* I… I-I admit, sometimes I entertain the thought of t-the Undyne I went to the park with m-moving into the mansion.

* Having her around always! G-getting to interact with her more! I-In a more casual setting!!

* Goodness..

* Mettaton i-is the only p-person I know t-that can pull off pink and black.

* I-I’m sorry but if you’re not him, w-well…

* What about ME?

* I b-barely look acceptable i-in ANYTHING, but…

* A-Aside from my black and white dress, pink a-and white is m-my thing.

* Maybe green a-and off-white..

* If by BARELY ACCEPTABLE you mean FANTASTIC and by ANYTHING you mean EVERYTHING, then I COMPLETELY AGREE!