This beautiful edition of The Hobbit & The Lord of the Rings arrived yesterday!
So Google does math for you??
division
square roots
dividing percentages
IT EVEN FOILS
beautiful.
i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.
DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(
HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!
AHAHAHAHAHA-
oh my god
i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now
you can even solve geometric problems
or plot graphs
even 3D graphs!!!
Yeah, but can it-
Oh
How has no one corrected “square roots” to “exponents” Jesus Christ.
You are my map. Let’s go! Lead on, my map. Show me where we’re going!
Yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately some have escaped.
Cinderella references in Enchanted
7 years of Christmas
Off to Disneyland~
Edgar Allan Poe (via wordsnquotes)
this is better than anything SNL has ever done
Mark my words: you shall not go to the ball!
Logging into tumblr on September 1st
what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.
do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k
September 1st aesthetics