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▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ 22 | genderqueer | they | poly & pan artist | witch | roleplayer ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼
call me ommer yggi when you want advice, and you will be my nibling; ask me nicely and i might give you access to my personal blog
gender of the moment: var Quotation=new Array() Quotation[0] = "a conundrum" Quotation[1] = "fragile forest" Quotation[2] = "gender gender" Quotation[3] = "PURE UNADULTERATED RAGE" Quotation[4] = "double reach-around wankfest" Quotation[5] = "regular wankfest" Quotation[6] = "a fine piece of meme" Quotation[7] = "420 blaze it" Quotation[8] = "genderwitch = genderswitch" Quotation[9] = "five whole scorpions" Quotation[10] = "three (3)" Quotation[11] = "porn" Quotation[12] = "queerplatonic pale porn" Quotation[13] = "homestuck trash" Quotation[14] = "nine eyeballs and three hearts" Quotation[15] = "the bermuda triangle" Quotation[16] = "hyenas?" Quotation[17] = "alien cumdumpster" Quotation[18] = "[fart noises]" Quotation[19] = "cishet white boy in sandals and shorts when it's snowing" Quotation[20] = "THAT'S PERSONAL" Quotation[21] = "injecting 7 whole weeds into my thigh" Quotation[22] = "?????" Quotation[23] = "a well-made charm" Quotation[24] = "a curse upon your very soul" Quotation[25] = "fashion" Quotation[26] = "david bowie" Quotation[27] = "tilda swinton" Quotation[28] = "prince of NEGAMOONHELL" Quotation[29] = "jellyfish" Quotation[30] = "an angst fic" Quotation[31] = "your otp" Quotation[32] = "a fat lazy cat" Quotation[33] = "scorpio" Quotation[34] = "OUT OF STOCK" Quotation[35] = "memetrash" Quotation[36] = "tank girl" Quotation[37] = "saturated colours" Quotation[38] = "smooth lines" Quotation[39] = "a herd of seahorses" Quotation[40] = "three points where two lines meet" Quotation[42] = "what tomorrow needs" Quotation[43] = "robot titties" Quotation[44] = "a packed bowl" Quotation[45] = "witchcraft" Quotation[46] = "a comfy sweater" Quotation[47] = "a fool" Quotation[48] = "a blinding shaft" Quotation[49] = "glorious eldritch abomination" Quotation[50] = "smoke weed every weed" Quotation[51] = "plant me and forget" Quotation[52] = "narcissism" Quotation[53] = "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE" Quotation[54] = "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE" Quotation[55] = "just fuck me up" Quotation[56] = "demons make my insides tickle" Quotation[57] = "baphomet" Quotation[58] = "neato kajito" Quotation[59] = "moist relaysh" Quotation[60] = "capitalist slave" Quotation[61] = "fuck you." Quotation[62] = "i want to believe" Quotation[63] = "i want to beLEAVE" Quotation[64] = "petty filth" Quotation[65] = "I GET IT. YOU CAN WEAR PANT." Quotation[66] = "fish tiddies" Quotation[67] = "small but important" Quotation[68] = "poly, hot, and having to explain my situation a lot" Quotation[69] = "witchy and bitchy and gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy" Quotation[70] = "crapy woter full of fucking BEEN" Quotation[71] = "no it's not a cookie" Quotation[72] = "dj fuckfest" Quotation[73] = "icebutt mcgee" Quotation[74] = "[muffled squeaking from my asshole]" Quotation[75] = "pooping back and forth forever" Quotation[76] = "twice as pretty" Quotation[77] = "wet floop? automatic doop" Quotation[78] = "worry bout ya damn self" Quotation[79] = "homosexuals - right in my face" Quotation[80] = "masturbator extraordinaire" Quotation[81] = "glitterbong" Quotation[82] = "genderqueer and full of fear" Quotation[83] = "#fat and tired" Quotation[84] = "incandescent cobweb" Quotation[85] = "prismatic sentinel" Quotation[86] = "GREHOI" Quotation[87] = "SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH" Quotation[88] = "thirteen forbidden artifacts plundered from ancient tombs, never meant to be brought together and assembled by the likes of man" Quotation[89] = "swoocegender" Quotation[90] = "somethin's a-brewin'" Quotation[91] = "four-leaf clover" Quotation[90] = "sunbee" var Q = Quotation.length; var A; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); A = Quotation[(Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)))]; document.write(A);
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Reasons I should be in a band:

1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit

Me on a date: so how do you feel about Nicki Minaj?
Them: oh she's a whore, and everything about her is fake
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but I have to go home right now immediately
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