A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

* W I G G L I N G I N T E N S I F I E S *

@chrisrainicorn this u?

Do not SCOOPING him

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

29 BILLION?!?!

The IRS has collected more than $500 million in back taxes from delinquent millionaires (MarketWatch)

How a Maneuver in Puerto Rico Led to a $29 Billion Tax Bill for Microsoft (ProPublica)

IRS Free File (btw your taxes are due THIS MONDAY!)

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE 

𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐯𝐞

dont chew on that

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

some of yall dont believe me so unfortunately in order to clear my (horrible) name heres proof

happy 4/13

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

“why is this going around again” [it literally starts with audio from OJ Simpson’s trial] “oh yeah”

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind