tomche // previously thedailylaughs

what’s the march mood?

“no guest features” 🧐

When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better

some people on this site aren’t even funny they just have funny followers who make comedic additions to their otherwise bland text posts

“This is the big reveal that’s mirrored in the game of mahjong. Rachel draws a tile in mahjong. It’s a set-building game; it’s very much like poker, so you can draw a card that gives you the win. So Rachel draws the win, but instead of winning, she lets Eleanor have [the winning tile], and so that mirrors the dialogue because what she tells Eleanor in that moment is, ‘Your son has proposed to me, but because I don’t want him to lose his relationship with his mother, I am going to say no and in the future, when he marries someone you think is appropriate, you’re going to remember that that’s because of me.” ~ Bourree Lam, journalist

Crazy Rich Asians (2018), dir. Jon M. Chu

This is so fucking funny

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one