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Alcoholic Batman ;D

@alcoholicbatman-blog / alcoholicbatman-blog.tumblr.com

so yeah.. this is just a load of random rubbish posted by me ... and after over 3 years i still have no idea what im doing on here >.
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teegan95
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forever-in-shipping-hell
Not so fast Morty, You heard your mom we got adventures to go on Morty🖐🏻 Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me 👍🏼 Oh it gets Darker Morty, Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures, First thing that’s different no more dad Morty he threatened to turn me into the government, so I made him and the government go away. I repla*burp*ced them both as the patriarch of your family and your universe 👉🏻 Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you or your sister, So now you know the Real reason why i rescued you I Just Took Over The Family Morty! & if you tell your mom or sister i said any of this, I’ll deny it! & they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty! Now you’re gonna have to do whatever i say Morty! Forever!! (as if he didnt already) (that close up of Rick looks sexy btw) & I-I *has a mini stroke with his words* I’ll go out and find some of that, Mulan Sesuane?? Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty! BEcause That’s 🙌🏼 that’s what this is all about Morty! That’s my one arm man?! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty! That was FAKE! (Morty tries to crawl away and Rick pulls that bitch closer to him) (Morty looks genuinely terrified LOL) I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce!! *Morty in the backround* “Nugget?!!” I want That Mulan McNugget Sauce! Morty! That’s my series arc Morty! It takes 9 seasons! (I’d watch that tbh) I WANT MY MCNUGGETS! 👉🏻

-Rick Sanchez Rick and Morty S3 E1 April 1st, 2017 (via forever-in-shipping-hell)

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teegan95

I mean, I’m not saying Jerry’s free to marry doofus Rick now, but he gonna marry Doofus rick

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eternalanimation
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orlandobloom

My transformations in those days were – were terrible. It is very painful to turn into a werewolf. I was separated from humans to bite, so I bit and scratched myself instead. The villagers heard the noise and the screaming and thought they were hearing particularly violent spirits.

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ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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furbearingbrick

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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