Unibrows and leprechauns

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

Why do you censor dragon?

Townsfolk may find it scary

OH WE HAD TO STAN

australia at the eurovision song contest 2019, colourised

no talk with me im angy

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

“Have you ever actually SEEN an episode of moomin?”

Me:

bucky couldve been the one to put the stones back in place and then change his other timeline so he can get to live a normal life without 70 years of gruesome torture and brainwashing and dehumanizing but sure marvel give steve some parallel universe pussy thats a satisfying ending for sure

Weve got a (kevin) heart for you.

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So we have spent a week listening to “it would be great for Sansa to end up with Theon, because she then won’t be bothered with all that sex stuff”.

Now we are onto “it would be great for Sansa to end up with Tyrion because it would show she has grown out of the need to be attracted to a man in order to sleep with him”.

All because she needs to be punished for once having been a teenage girl who wanted to marry a man she was attracted to and have babies. Because, apparently, being happily married is so girly and shallow. 

Are you freaking KIDDING ME?

Aside from the fact that attraction is an essential part of most consensual, enjoyable on both sides sexual encounters… I mean, would YOU (general reading audience) sleep with someone you weren’t attracted to? Think about why.

Sansa has never had an opportunity to` sleep with a man she’s attracted to.

Let’s have a look at her ‘love interests’ on the show

1) Joffrey.

A sociopathic sadist who constantly abused her, emotionally, physically and sexually (constant threats of rape) in full court.  Sansa may have been attracted to him initially, but it was only the public image Cersei had carefully crafted for him. Once he ordered Sansa’s father’s head cut off, Sansa lost whatever attraction she’d had for him.

2) Tyrion (for form’s sake)

Let’s leave his physical ‘shortcomings’, including the fact he’s literally twice her age, out of this altogether. Sansa was married to him without choice and virtually no warning. It changed her from political hostage/prisoner of war to political hostage/legal property… aka enslavement. Tyrion refused to sleep with her because he knew that; he’s a man-slut, not a rapist. They became friends and allies of a sort because of that - because he (and Shae, mustn’t forget Shae) was pretty much the only person in KL who respected her right to say no about anything, including what she ate at teatime. 

3) Petyr

A master manipulator whose obsession was based on Sansa being a next-generation substitute for her mother. To that end, he orchestrated her father’s murder and arranged for Sansa to be tortured and raped to (presumably) deepen her psychological dependence on him.

4) Ramsey

Just in case anyone’s doubting this entry: repeated rape and torture from a monstrous serial killer. Anyone who would be legit attracted to Ramsey should probably be locked up for their own safety and that of others.

When Sansa told Tyrion that he was ‘the best of them’, and he said ‘That’s terrifying’…  Tyrion meant it. The droll delivery by Dinklage was meant as gallows humor.

Ayra chooses who she sleeps with, and so large sections of the fandom are like, “Yay! Arya is claiming her sexuality and owning her desire. What a badass!”

At the same time, large sections of the fandom (probably the same lot) are saying that Sansa has to deny her desire and sexuality.

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

OH MY GOD