THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

Hope it was a good one. All the best for 2016!

do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you

Also I have fruit flies and other than deep cleaning my kitchen (done) and setting out dishes of apple cider vinegar cut with dish soap (done) anybody got any ideas

Fruit flies have been eradicated thanks team

Soulmates aren’t rare, they aren’t, you’ll meet a thousand soulmates, just as you’ll live a thousand lives.

North Stars though, they are. By chance you’ll meet someone who encompass the way home. Someone who is home. And knowing them is like being found with never knowing you were lost.

And you will love them. God, you will love them as they are because they are yours. They exist beneath your skin, in your veins, to your bones. They were written in some far off past life.

There is no force that is more than they are.

You are born half in love with them, and to have them, to be theirs, is like nothing else. Nothing would dare to be.

none of your videogame faves are heterosexual or cisgender. theyre actually having gay sex whenever your straight player character leaves the area .its coded into the game you just cant see it. in all games

None of them have sex. They are not programmed to have a sexual orientation. Videogame characters are not having gay sex while you’re not playing because they are not real. They exist purely for your entertainment therefore their only ‘existence’ is being a physical representation of you completing tasks in a game.

idk man they could be having sex

No, that’s not how that works.

there’s always the chance! they could be banging

No, technology doesn’t work like that. Even if it’s AI, it still wouldn’t exist because robots have no reason to have sex.

yeah they do. what if they just wanna

Robots can’t “wanna” anything. Robots do not have desires, they are programmed for a specific reason. Even if they did have desires, sex wouldn’t be one of them

Humans are designed to find sex pleasurable so we do it and create more humans to keep the human race alive. Robots do not need to have sex therefore they do not need the desire.

(im idly watching over this conversation from above, theres an entire bear pelt draped around my shoulders and im eating a turkey leg and drinking wine out of a skull)

Please just stay home.

Thanks to whoevet made this post!!! My allergies kicking my ass right now. I got scared for a min

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

7 FUNCTION PEN HAS RETURNED

@fanotastic what are the functions?

1. It's a pen

2. A mini ruler

3. A level

4. A stylus

5. A FLATHEAD

6. A PHILLIPS HEAD

okay i will bite what is the seventh

7. The backbone of society

I'm

⬜ a man

⬜ a woman

☑️ a̤͓̯̳̟͙̾̌̓͑̀͌̌̚͘͜͢͢͞n̪͎̫͎͉̞͓̮͐̎̄͌̒͑͊̈ a̴̬̻̝̬͖͓̱͇͓͋̈͐̈́̎̂͝ͅņ̸͉̰͕̘̐̈͊͌̆̽̈̕c̛̪̞̘̬̝͆͊̒̋͌̿̽͗͜͢͟͞į̵̳̠̦̣̙͊̽̈́͒͢͠ͅͅè̲͙͈̭͍̝͉̟̣͊̿́̆̍̊̀͜͞͝n̷̢̟̘̟͚̈́̎͑͌̃̚͠͠t̪̠̦̔͋́͒̕͟ͅͅ ę̧̼͇̦͚͉̹́̓̀̚̚̚ͅḻ̵̢̻͙̼̣͌̇͛̓̃͞ͅd̡͕̘̰̭͍̠̼̺̯̋̿͌̍̆r̵̨̳̖͖̩̫̐̄̿͊͘͢͟͡i̢̧̖̪̪̱͔̾̄̄̏̓̚̚͢͟ṱ̥͉̟̮͐̒͑͑̚͜͝c̯̹̜̫͍̜̆̈́͒̊͐͢͡ͅh̘̝͉̘̫͉̖̓̍́͆͛̉͌̓̚ b̧̻͎̺̘̐́̓̎͌̋̀̚͠e̴̡̥̳̯̺̟͊̍́̅͆̏͘̚̕͘i̼͖̻̠͇͚̝͒̍̅̀̔̓n̵͇͇̥̤͇͉̣͚͊̍̇̂̅̚͡g̢̣̺͈̻͍̜͓͆͗̄͛͡

Looking for:

⬜ men

⬜ women

☑️ a̵̙̙̱̭͉͕̟̥͊̒̿̀̍͆̉̒̏̚ͅ r̛͓̝͕͚͖͍̍̔́̌̀͋̈́͞ȩ̸̻͍͈͓͒͂̈́̑́͞l̛̜̻̭͙̩͙̘͖̗̯͑̃͐͠ȩ̦͖̗̳̹̣͚͑̄́́͊͝ą̮̺̰̞̫̣̿̅̔͌́̍̇̓͂̚ͅş̸͎̬̞̜͓̳́͊̅̀̃ͅĕ̢̧̱̜͔̖͍͒̀̓̂͐̈́͟͝ f̷̹̺͔͍̦͓̋́̅̄̔ṙ̪̱͉̙̠͌̅̒͘̚͝o̴͇̬̰̖͍̦͚͆̽͒̇͗̋͑͢͞͠m̷̘̮͍̞̯̲͖̯̔̒̅̈́̽͢ ẗ̞͈̟͖̰͖̹̪͐̑͆̋͗͝ḣ̸̛̳̻̲̬͔͇̳͐̓̒͌͆̕ỉ̢̨̧̻̮̗̫̄͌̈̅̉̓͋͢͠ͅs͉͈̺͔̞̏̏́̑͌ p̛͈̦͚̥̯͌͂̏̎̓̐̽̂͢ͅr̸̯̻̖̜͍͂́̓͟͡͞i̸̡̝̰̮̪̯̥͌̔̈́̆̃s̵̨̳̞̱͇͖͖͇͑̔̀̆͂́͒͠ͅͅo̧̬͎̹̳͐͂̅̐͊͢n̶̙̙͚͕̘̍̑̇͘͠ ö̵̼͎̼̯͓̦̻͕́́̃̌̔̑̀͌̚͜͠f̴̥̳̹̼̯̘́̄̓͐̽͜͢͜͡ h̵̭̝̳̣̖̟̦͊̈́́̍̓̓͘͡ű̵̧̺̙͙̂̇̄̀͋̄͛͢͢͡m̧͖̝͉͚̆̔̐́͗̋͑̐̋͋͟â̬͎̤̹̣̣̥̭̂̽͗͋̃̕n̴̻̦̮̲͔͎̆̄̏͆͟͠͡ f̡̢̯̘̹̉͐̉͒͗̂͞͡l̩̥̭̭̫͖̣̱͈̅͋̅̂͂̍̂́͒è̶̥̺͖͕͎̮̰̌̄̍͂͐͗̒̈́͗s̷͚̫͉̣̤̥͔̙̦̎͊̃̈́̾̈̀͘͜h̗̺̳̍͐̾͂͂̇͟͟

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

god i AM josh.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN - PART 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

Are…are these the real lines…???