Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

comfortable silence is a love language

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

My kitten keeps swiping at my phone so I gonna let her make a post:

Zfvslpz

C l .gjmk.

J hoo saw cas 3d. G^,-#:;;_

the face of a content creator

Powerful influencer on social media

panic is selling beer.. brendon urie to his army of 14 year olds be like: yall smonk weed? drink alcohols? eat cocaine? and then brendon urie in interviews be like: idk why parents think im like, Satan

Captain, we are caught in the planet’s gravity. We cannot pull away.

#everything about this is so goddamn heartbreaking#the way chekov and sulu look to jim for guidance#aware of how absolutely fucked the situation is#but still clinging to the hope that their captain will have an 11th-hour stroke of mad genius and miraculously save the day like always#the way he can’t even look at them as he admits defeat#that awful expression as he orders them to abandon their girl#he DIED for this ship and he can’t save her now#and the traumatic cherry on top: KELVIN PODS#uggggggh#kirk#baby boy :(#chekov#sulu#star trek#aos#q

@fireinmywoods breaking my heart once again

January 10, 2018, Kerrang Magazine Issue K!1704

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™