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By complete accident, Geralt hears "Burn Butcher Burn" and has to confront his feelings and the hurtful things he said to Jaskier ten years ago.
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my first witcher fic! reblogs are very appreciated, and I would love if you wanted to give it a read 🖤 ⚔
when god closes a door (gothcicle) he opens a window (faggy clubcicle)
one medium spicy farcille incoming!
(read from right to left)
by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game
by talos this can’t be happening
the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature
Here’s the post they’re referring to for context
oh god
Oh Talos
I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.
Don't mind me, just out here, thinking of them in this fine year of our lord 2024
Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
I missed BOTH of them.
don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight
im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24
so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable
oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day
This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show
THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL
ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
Kabru:
Biblically accurate Falin
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
can we get this post to 420,000 notes
witcher 3 geralt :3
