Ateez as kids (+ their mom & dad)Β ποΈπΌπ₯
multiple casualties, 1 dead
i adore these two.
anyone who says they donβt act like brothers doesnβt know what theyβre talking about.
Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like βyeah! we actually all have them for each other just in caseβ and move on like itβs perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).
it only takes being sucker punched in the face once by a high-on-fear-gas sibling to start stocking the sedatives and looking at everyone around you with 'what do i have to do to take you down as quickly and painlessly as possible' glasses
this is not actually out of concern, it's because if you get punched by a sibling while they are high on the flavour of the week YOU get in trouble for punching them back (you were in your right mind! breaking his nose was uncalled for! -Batman) and all of the batkids are bitter about it
Joong said Hwa is: βQuieter than anyone else, but when he spreads his wings he is more gorgeous than anyone, like a peacockβ
Hwa said βmaybe these are the words I needed to hear the mostβ and that it hit more coming from Hongjoong β€οΈβπ©Ήβ€οΈ
don't destroy his self-esteem π¦π
βBrave warrior.β
Young Justice S1 Ep24
Guys Robin is Dick Grayson???!!! So he's Nightwing???!!! WTAF. The skinny, cute Robin is THE DICK GRAYSON!!!
You're telling me this cute baby is...
Him??!!
Your lying.
As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. βI can only do one at a time, thought, so, whoβs first?β
Bruce sweats, βThat wonβt be necessary.β
The batkids watch like ??? theyβve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but theyβve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, βPlease do.β
βNo. Donβt.β
John βI donβt want peace, I want trouble, alwaysβ Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.
The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, βYou dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!β The entire mansion seems to tremble.
Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, βI was busy with BATMANββ
β Che cazzo Γ¨ un Batman, β Get back here! You were there a year, β Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, youβre going back.β
To the batkidsβ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. βNon voglio tornare indietro, papΓ !β
βNon mi interessa, cazzo, β wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Donβt β Donβt run, GET BACK HERE!β
Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.
βShould, uhβ¦ Should we help?β
βAre you kidding? I havenβt seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.β
β That first week after I came out of the iceβ¦ It was a dark time. Iβd lost everything. My best friend. All my friends. All I had. I didnβt know what I could hang on to. And then Tony Stark came in with this littleβ¦ handheld cinema. Future technology. He showed me a newsreel. β
S.W.O.R.D. Vol. 2 #6 (2021)
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This is a redraw of two comic panels from S.W.O.R.D. Vol. 2. Idk I just really like this panel cause itβs really important to me that Steve accept and love his life in the future.
Original under the cut :)
i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents
peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like heβs 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:
damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.
jason: what?
damian: i was hoping youβd acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)
jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??
damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.
jason: β¦.sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and iβll be there.
damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.
bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off itβs so funny
i can imagine that a phase of timβs ceo life involved being a sort of corporate vigilante
Late night thought.
You know how when you need to put a cat down you can kinda just gentle toss them. And that sometimes people who are use to holding cats then hold a dog and forget that you can't really do the same thing for them. So they end up just throwing a dog. I would like to imagine that was what it was like for Bruce to go from having Dick as a child to Jason.
Bruce main experience with children would be this little acrobat who would just jump/flip out of his arms and honestly enjoyed the extra momentum of the toss when being put down. So that's just how he is use to releasing kids when carrying them. But then he has Jason, and is holding him and they have a cute moment, but then by instinct he throws Jason, and Jason just thumps to the ground. And both of them are staring at each other with confusion.
Bruce: Okay, Jaylad, I know we're having fun... but it's time for bed.
Jason: Aw mannnn, okay.
Bruce: Down we go!
Bruce: *removes Jason from his shoulders and gently yeets him to the ground*
Jason: *thump*
Jason: Owwwww!
Bruce:
Bruce: ...oh no.
Bruce: *removes Jason
from his shoulders and gently
yeets him to the ground*
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
out of context things heard in wayne manor:
bruce: i understand, but pretending you cooked jerry the turkey is not a proportionate response to damian calling you a peasant again
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jason: look thereβs a right way and a wrong way to make food. thereβs also the bruce way, which is the wrong way except faster and worse
duke: *frantically scribbling notes*
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tim: do you think our relationship was kinda like incest now?
steph, horrified: never open your mouth in my presence again timothy
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dick: so then heβs likeβguys. guys are you seriously signing about me in front of my face. i learned it tooβhey i do NOT have a butt chin take that backβ
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damian: i donβt understand, why does he wear such a ridiculous hat? is it like that margaret poppins woman grayson showed me?
tim, who watched the live action cat in the hat too much as a kid and is about to violently infodump: well you see-
dick: oh god itβs too late
jason: yeah the brats on his own for this one iβm not fucking dealing with that again
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bruce: are you lying?
tim: always. anyway, like i was sayingβ
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steph: hey whatβs up with you and all the redheads
dick: β¦iβm not discussing this with you
steph, starting to chase him: gingervitus is a serious affliction! you cant run from this
dick, sprinting away: yes the fuck i can
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duke: so is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the roomβ¦
dick:
dick: look i was feeling sentimental and zitka jr. really isnβt any trouble
damian: she is magnificent
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tim: so i dropped out and
duke: wait we can drop out of high school??!!?
bruce: NO.
duke: please bruce ap biology is beating my ass right now
jason: nah tim just got to drop cause bruce was dead and heβs a loser. the real problem is what youβre reading in ap lit right now, because i have thoughts on that curriculumβ
duke: iβm not even gonna use half that material in the real world
tim: actually most of our villains have PhDs so their plans are based on pretty real science
duke: not helping timothy
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cass, signing: why are brothers on the ceiling?
jason: tims in timeout from working on his caseload
cass, still confused: yes but why taped to the ceiling
duke: listen if you know a better way of restraining his psycho ass then iβm all ears
cass: and damian?
jason: oh he saw this as free range target practice so he had to go up there too
cass: they are plotting revenge up there
duke: think of it as brotherly bonding
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damian: itβs not my fault he got in the way
bruce: you threw an eclair at lex luthor
damian: i was aiming for drake
tim: bruce we canβt take him anywhere
dick, holding back laughter: timmy you paid four separate people to come to the gala solely to ask lex if they could use his head to see if they had something in their teeth
tim: you have no proof that was me
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duke: look steph, itβs not that we donβt want to help with this
jason: i donβt want to help
duke: itβs more that i donβt think we can physically fit that many people in a shopping cart, and your whole plan kind of hinges on that
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alfred: iβm not mad, just disappointed in you.
every batkid, near tears: sorry alfred
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jason: HE HAD DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AS THE FUCKING WHATβ
bruce: listenβ
tim, mouth full and brain empty: the ambassador to iran. crazy right?
dick: tim please
Endless X-Men 97