the alien from predator killed me

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

This is how MOST of their sparring sessions end, tbh.🙄

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else

wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else

what do you mean you don't want to talk to every single npc and explore every single area in a video game

men can't be "just friends" with each other. ur either gay or u hate each other. and if u hate each other that's also gay

i'm home with a sprained shoulder and some powerful muscle relaxers

wish i was daniel larusso and johnny lawrence was babysitting my busted ass rn

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

I know of a trail racing company that gives the slowest racer who finishes every race a DFL award: Dead Fucking Last. I was a little taken aback by this until I had it explained to me that those last-place finishers are pretty much uniformly people for whom finishing at all was an accomplishment: people undergoing cancer treatments, absolute beginners, runners in their eighties, extremely pregnant people, you get the idea. Moreover, what you see as this person crosses the finish line is all these sporty trail racers, many of whom finished the race literal hours earlier, cheering their hearts out because they respect that, yes, DFL is still a place, baby.

- f.k.q

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.

siken x cronenberg you’re in a man with a beautiful car